My Life is Full of Fuck

Aug 28

redeaddie:

ladyintheattic:

i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene

This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.

Aug 27

quote Think about it. When they first met at Madame Malkin’s, Draco tried to impress Harry. He didn’t know who Harry was and, no offence, but Harry was more than shaggy dressed. That means he was undoubtedly not Draco’s class. But Draco didn’t care. When they met again on the train, Draco offered his friendship. Harry refused. And that’s when the teasing began. Look at it this way: if Harry would be a girl, Draco would pull on his pigtails, would poke him in the ribs and would lift his skirt. But Harry is a boy, so Draco copes with his feelings in a different way. He follows Harry around to blackmail him somehow, he always starts a fight and he is mean to Harry’s friends to rise a reaction out of him. If that isn’t love or at least liking, I don’t know what else is.

— Tom Felton (via trust-your-doctor)
Aug 27
actualfrick:

Alright guys you can all calm down now, he’s free.

actualfrick:

Alright guys you can all calm down now, he’s free.

Aug 27

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

Aug 27

imsirius:

(anon request)

Aug 27
tastefullyoffensive:

[timothywinchester]
Aug 27
Aug 27

When someone reminds me to do the exact thing I’ve been avoiding all day

Aug 27
tastefullyoffensive:

[snipeymcsnipe]
Aug 27
laughingsquid:

Customer Has a Hilarious Norse Mythology-Themed Chat with an Amazon Customer Service Person